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April 22, 2005

maybe it was scott tenorman's mom's

ok, i am reconnected to the real virtual world. i've missed a lot.

the whole bit with the fingertip in that woman's wendy's chili has gotten weirder - first, the allegation that it was a finger bitten off by a spotted leopard

Sandy Allman, 59, lost a ¾-inch fingertip Feb. 23 in the attack by a spotted leopard being kept at her home in rural Pahrump, about 60 miles west of Las Vegas.

apparently it couldn't be reconnected, and was disposed of by the hospital.

imagine 2 homeless guys digging through the hospital's biorefuse:

"Whoa - Do you see what I see, Pahrumpapan Bum?"

yeah. that punch line is the only reason for this entry, and for that, i am deeply, deeply sorry. please, go about your business. we will speak of this no more.

Posted by Rob at April 22, 2005 01:53 PM

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