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john grisham - porn king
September 08, 2005
so, felipe and i were talking today, and felipe mentioned "the pelican brief" in a lewd fashion to refer to, you know, his stuff. it then occurred to me that some of john grisham's popular titles are actually useful euphemisms for, you know, our naughty bits.
follow:
the firm
the client
the chamber
the rainmaker
the brethren
the broker
and my favorite - the king of torts
i think, as part of my continuing slide into eccentricity/madness, that i'm going to start referring to my own naughty bits as "the king of torts" and "the brethren."
i have it on very poor authority that grisham's next book, about a legal scandal in ancient norway, will be titled, big, throbbing manhood.
Posted by Rob at September 8, 2005 03:49 PM
Comments
Why not call it/them The Summons?
Posted by: h at September 8, 2005 06:58 PM
I thought about that, but it doesn't seem to really work, does it? although "summons" made me think of a workable Tom Clancy title - "the sum of all fears." i think that would be appropriate.
Posted by: rob at September 9, 2005 10:30 AM