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rob's pubic reading
August 23, 2005
so, what is this site about, if not whining, preaching, and a mix of blatant and subversive, subliminal self-promotion? well, here's some of the blatant variety.
next tuesday, i get to ride the last bit of my 15 seconds of fame from my one published ouevre. i'll be part of an evening at the zachary scott theatre doing my best david sedaris impression as i read my autobiodegradable essay about growing up in austin. it's a mediocre piece, at best, but it does contain one of the worst, most awkward metaphors in written history, involving a condor, some lottery tickets, and schlitz.
it's free, but i don't anticipate there being beer, so i really don't recommend that anyone show up unless they're trying to get on my good side. of course, i'm broke as my jokes, so there's not much point in that, either...
http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/library/news/mbc_nr20050816.htm
Posted by Rob at August 23, 2005 04:03 PM
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Between getting cufture with chopslicks and your pubic reading, I can't keep up with you.
Posted by: Jori at August 25, 2005 01:45 PM