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positive thoughts for today...
July 11, 2005
sherry told me to "think positive."
hmm.
- maybe tom and katie are really in love.
- maybe the president just plays dumb to make third world countries feel smarter.
- by supersizing my waffle fries at lunch today, i freed the souls of a dozen or more potatoes to continue their journey to heaven.
- botox might help thom yorke. but we like him the way he is.
- a book i co-author with a 3rd grader will make oprah's book club someday.
- the $300+ i just dropped on glasses will sufficiently hide my secret identity, keeping my friends and family safe from the fiendish plans of Dr. Glorp.
- douglas adams is not really dead, but is on an island writing some really funny shit with biggie and tupac.
- i can pretend i spent more than 6 minutes on this list and pass it off as a blog entry.
anyone? any positive thoughts for today?
Posted by Rob at July 11, 2005 01:55 PM
Comments
You could be the poor soul who was killed by a lava-bomb on the island of Krakatoa almost 50 years after the massive 1883 volcano. Lava bombs are bad, m'kay?
Saving more potatoes - good.
Posted by: Jori at July 12, 2005 06:47 PM